`Cannibal’ Show Revels In Warped Wackiness

A man has sex with a hamburger. A drug addict accidentally snorts a line of cremated body. A woman makes love to office equipment. A man gets nuked in a microwave. Welcome to “Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack,” where blood flies and vomit flows – theater’s own little freak show. Regardless of taste, Chicagoans are eating “Cannibals” up. The grossly wacky socio-political comedy celebrates its second anniversary Sunday at the Torso Theatre. (It debuted Nov. 14, 1990.) The plot is less important than the farcical mayhem.

Social Misfits No More

He’s got a name that sounds like Elliott Ness’ punk cousin and a look that’s half Elvis, half mechanic.  Mike Ness is Social Distortion’s singer, songwriter and mouthpiece.  The music industry’s indifference almost made the medium-core punk band disappear.  But 13 years after its inception, the California group is finally enjoying  success, thanks to radio’s acceptance of its latest album, “Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell.”

By Any Other Name: John Wesley Harding Would Be As Talented

He took his stage name from a Bob Dylan album almost as old as he is and nicks his album titles from Frank Capra movies.  So where’s John Wesley Harding’s originality?  In his music. An acerbically witty songwriter who sings folk-style rock songs, Harding is touring with a group of musicians who he refuses to Christian with a band name.  Catch him and them when they perform tomorrow at the Metro.

“The Last of the Mohicans”

The Last of the Mohicans is as much a love story as it is a tale of how the West was won — by some people, that is, the poor Mohicans not being among them. Set in 1757, during the American colonial wars between the English and French settlers of North America, the movie stars Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye, a frontiersman who agrees to escort Clara (Madeleine Stowe) and her sister to the fort where their British-officer father awaits them.