The third season of The Hills is alive with the sound of arguing,
crying, and making up (sort of) by the telegenic quartet known as Lauren,
Heidi, Whitney and Audrina. Glitzy, fabulous and completely unrealistic,
this top-rated MTV reality series thrives on the conceit that pretty girls
are jealous of each other when one of them has a boyfriend. But if that
boyfriend is Spencer (Heidi's big-toothed Svengali-in-training), it's not
necessarily jealousy the girls are feeling so much as revulsion.
With her enhanced bosom on display, Heidi makes a weak attempt at independence
this season, calling Spencer out for trying to control her. But watching
the two--derisively known as Speidi--talk wanly, the vignettes come off
as rehearsed as they've alluded to in interviews. Never mind that she flies
off to Las Vegas to get some perspective. Are we really to believe that
without receiving a call from her, Spencer figures out all by himself where
she's staying in time to arrive for a heartfelt confrontation where both
appear to have on their share of stage makeup?
Reality isn't the drawing card of The Hills. It's watching a group
of young, gorgeous twentysomethings living high on the hog in glamorous
careers that appear to be incredibly lucrative. In reality, the core group
work in fields where the paycheck could barely afford them to rent a small
apartment together. Audrina is an intern at a record label, Lauren is an
intern at a magazine, and Heidi is employed by a PR firm that apparently
doesn't mind that she really doesn't seem to do all that much. And yet
we're led to believe that these gals can live a Paris Hilton lifestyle,
without Hilton's trust fund.
But part of the guilty pleasure in watching The Hills is that mixed
in with all the make-believe lifestyle is a lot of true confessions and
drama. As pretty as she is, Lauren seems to have issues when her friends
get boyfriends. Granted, she is usually right on the money about their
lack of character. But she doesn't know when to stop interfering in her
friends' lives and lectures and whines to the point where no one wants
to hear about it anymore--not even her loyal viewers.
The liberal use of "I love you" that is thrown around to friends they've
just made also is telling. When the girls figure out that the phrase should
be used sparingly and to people who've actually earned their love and trust,
they may stand a shot at finding men who will truly return their affection.
And those guys probably won't want their relationship filmed on subsequent
seasons of the show. |