Loosely based on the book series of the same name, The Darwin Awards
is a wry indie film that deals with the premise that some people will live
long and prosperous lives, while the weaker will weed themselves out by
committing unbelievably stupid acts (such as smashing into a high-rise
window to prove it's shatterproof, or using dynamite as a means to make
a small hole for ice fishing).
The film stars Joseph Fiennes as Michael, a brilliant profiler for the
San Francisco police department who has an unusual quirk: When he sees
blood, he faints. This trait proves to be his undoing when he catches a
serial killer who happens to have a bloody nose. As the newspaper headline
screams the following day, "Officer Faints; Killer Runs Free."
Kicked off the police force, Michael redefines himself as a risk management
assessor for an insurance company.
Paired with fellow investigator Siri (Winona Ryder), the two traipse across
the country to determine whether their company should pay out premiums
to the victims of unnecessarily idiotic acts, like the vacationing British
couple whose understanding of a RV's "cruise control" has little to do
with reality; or the two stoned Metallica fans literally dying to see the
band in concert.
Injecting just enough hinky characteristics into his role to make Michael
truly weird, Fiennes is excellent in his role.
And while Ryder is as lovely as ever, she is still too coltish to be completely
believable as a foul-mouthed, seen-it-all, done-it-all ballbuster.
Featuring appearances by David Arquette, Lukas Haas, Metallica, beat poet
Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage (both from the Discovery
Channel's MythBusters), and Chris Penn in his last role before his
2006 death, The Darwin Awards has its share of disjointed moments.
And it's not the scratch-your-head antics that are unbelievable so much
as some of the minor plot points, such as a film grad student (Wilmer Valderrama)
having complete access to film Michael and his investigations (and the
money to fly off wherever Michael and Siri do).
Still, the film offers fine performances (especially by Arquette as a small-town
man trying to impress his wife, played by Juliette Lewis) and an unusual
premise. |